Dear Hoarder...Rough Draft

Dear Hoarder, Dear Mrs. Leslie,

I know that somewhere in your mind you have a very important purpose for that piece of crap beautiful planter basket with the rotted to hell perfectly aged bottom.

If I may, I would like to suggest that we place it in the trash can, dammit somewhere on the back porch for no one all of our guests to see. Should we lift it, and the plant falls completely out of the bottom, we can die of embarrassment all get a really good laugh out of it.

I loathe love your determination to save useless re-purpose items, and hope I never can learn to do the same one day!

I love you,
Leslie