The Rules of Game Attendance

My brother scored us tickets to this past weeks Alabama/Arkansas game. This was quite exciting, as it was a big game, and I had not been to one in while. Those that have never been to a live college football game should know a few things in advance. There is no doubt that you will have a good time, but you need to be prepared for the work and expense that is involved. Consider the following before heading out:

1. If you wish to buy tickets from a scalper, you can. However, if you will be attending a big time SEC matchup, be prepared to shell out $150 per ticket, or more. Keep in mind that it will cost you $20 to park, and that the cost of the food is similar to the prices that you pay when you go to the movies. You best have deep pockets if you wish to enjoy the festivities.

2. If you are not in good shape, you best consider purchasing tickets on the lower levels, and parking as close as possible to the stadium. After a mile walk from the car to the stadium, climbing eight flights of stairs, and then climbing up 23 rows of seats...well, lets just say that the fact that I do all of my work sitting down each day came back to bite me in the rear.

3. If you will be attending a game in the South at any point before November, bring your sunscreen. The sun was directly to our left, which left me with a nice sunburn on only half of my head and face. I do not have to tell you that this looks quite odd, as I'm sure it is easy to imagine. My left ear felt like someone was holding a lit match next to it by halftime.

4. Last but not least, try to avoid the port-a-potties. Since college stadiums do not allow you to drink inside, your natural tendency may be to drink up before going in. The problem with this is that you will not have access to clean restrooms until you make it through the gate, leaving you a port-a-potty (if you are lucky). Even when you hover, there is always the chance that your shorts will rest in the pee on the seat, at which point you have no choice but to live with it. This is not a good feeling, even after many beers. Trust me on this.

Take this advice from someone that has to learn everything the hard way. My loss is your gain. College games, especially Alabama games, are tons of fun so long as you know what's up before you go. By the way, Alabama did win in grand fashion, which made all of these inconveniences completely worthwhile. :)