Things You Never Knew Existed

I've moved past "something funny" and on to a web site called "Things You Never Knew Existed." Of course I'm going to point out a few, but if you want to see all the things you never knew existed, here is the link: Things You Never Knew Existed


If you know me at all then you will understand why the first category I clicked on is Farting Things. It did not disappoint.

First up, THE POOTER:



"The Pooter makes the most realistic farting noises known to man! Using this soft rubber device is a gas! Just squeeze for funny, farting fun."

The pic is hilarious. A grown man covering his mouth like a school girl and going "teeeheee, teeeeheeee!" I guess that's what "funny, farting fun" is all about.

Next, the always popular POOP SOAP:



"Sure to cause outrageous bathroom double-takes! Completely usable poop soaps smell great but looks like a genuine you-know-what! Choose plain poop or corn poop. Soaps can vary slightly in shape and color--just like real ones! Yeeech!"

Hmmm, choose plain poop or corn poop? Sweeeet!

Seriously, who HASN'T ever wondered what it would be like to wash your face with a turd? I bet they have a hard time keeping these in stock!

Want to traumatize your potty mouthed kid? Make them was their mouth out with THIS soap! (I'll need video, please.)

Or for some real fun, play the prank using the fake one first, "Yeah, you got me good!" yada, yada, yada...then replace it with a REAL one the next day. Trust me. It will be tons 'o fun. Just be sure to prep yourself if you decide to go the "corn poop" route.


Lastly, BELCH POWDER PRANK:



"Give your friends a bubbly personality. Mix into hot drink then retreat to a safe distance!"

Again, funny image. Looks like he is crying. Is burping all that traumatizing?

I'm not convinced that this prank is even funny. Half the people I know need to burp LESS not MORE. Yes, that includes me.

Want to make someone burp? Give 'em a Pabst Blue Ribbon, instruct them to chug it, then just watch the magic happen.

I say Belch Powder is for sissies. Teeeeeheeeee! Oops...dammit!!!